Exhibit A, Exhibit B

Please notice Exhibit A above, a once tried and true method for drying the baby’s bottom after a diaper change. Despite the innocent white container, and gentle, blue cursive writing, some would argue against using the white powder on the baby’s tushie. Enter exhibit B.


Please notice Exhibit B above, an alternate method of achieving baby bum moisture perfection. The all black finish along with the red and white logo are squarely aimed at the fatherly side of the parental equation. Even the name, Vornado, causes a grunt to exude from diaper changing daddies. Perhaps the best feature of the alternative drying technology pictured in Exhibit B is the selector knob. Low and medium are available for routine changes, but the technology comes with one additional setting quaintly called, “So much air that it will flap your baby’s skin into dryness submission.” To be used only occasionally, the last setting provides just the right amount of power for the moments when you need to RUSH…back to bed, or the dining table to finish a meal. Yes, Exhibit B has been field tested in all its glory and comes with at least one daddy’s recommendation.